TTT: Genre Freebie

I gotta be real with you guys for a second. Things aren’t great over here. Yesterday, the MA governor issued a shelter-in-place order, which means my physical office is officially closed. I’m the only one that’s been going there anyway since I handle all the facilities, but even that’s at a halt now, and I’m really worried about my job. I sat down in the dark hallway and cried for several minutes yesterday because I’m so scared, and I don’t know what’s going to happen. I’ve been trying to keep the crisis talk to a minimum because I’m literally surrounded by it all day at work, but I also don’t want to just pretend everything is sunshine and daisies right now with me.

Anyway, that’s all, I’m staying afloat in contemporaries right now, and today’s post is probably perfect timing.

You know that book that you loved because you didn’t have to think too hard about it? It was the kind of mindless, numbing feeling you get when watching crappy reality TV or even just older cartoons. You can just sit back, relax, and let it take over your brain for a little bit. You know what I’m talking about. You’ve read at least one of them. And while this week’s That Artsy Reader Girl topic says to stick to one genre and build a list around those, I’m switching it. Here’s a list of all my favorite guilty pleasures! Most of these got four or five stars because sometimes you just gotta kick your feet up and have a good time. And if you want more, I discussed why I love guilty pleasures so much (and hate that term for them)!

37508837

Gosh, Zenith by Sasha Alsberg & Lindsay Cummings is an experience. I think a lot of the reason most everyone hated it was because they took it too seriously, and I was about 100 pages in when I realized this book was complete and utter nonsense, and from then on, I had an absolute blast. Nothing in this is particularly riveting, and I didn’t really have to use my brain a lot, but it was so fun, full of shoot ’em up moments, and just a wild ride from start to finish. I’m definitely reading the sequel.

256683. sy475

Of course Shadowhunters is on this list, the entire universe is basically the definition of guilty pleasure. I first read City of Bones by Cassandra Clare back in who knows when, but the last book in the main TMI series was just about to come out when I binged the entire first five books in a month. I’ve since reread all of them much more slowly, and am currently working my way through everything else, and I plan on being a Shadowhunters until the end of time. It’s got literally every mythical creature you could possibly want, plus every cliche plot line ever, and badass characters who wear all black, so like? What more could you want?

35795953. sy475

I actually snorted out loud in the middle of a bookstore when I spotted When Life Gives You Demons by Jennifer Honeybourn. The title alone was going to convince me, but then that tagline? “High school is hard. Exorcising demons is harder.” SIGN ME THE HECK UP. This book is probably dumber than you’re expecting, and that’s saying a lot, and I love it to tiny little pieces.

29100329

I saw someone describe The Thousandth Floor by Katharine McGee as Gossip Girl set in the future, and while I’ve never seen Gossip Girl, I know the vibe, and yes yes yes, that is 100% what this book is. The tech/scifi aspect of it could literally be plucked right out, and this would still function as a day time soap opera, so the combination is even better. This is probably the most mindless out of all of these, and also probably the one I devoured the fastest.

23310214

I LOVE middle grade, and a lot of it is really heart-wrenching, but sometimes a MG book comes along that’s just silly, and that book for me is Pip Bartlett’s Guide to Magical Creatures by Jackson Pearce & Maggie Stiefvater. Sure, it does actually deal with topics like anxiety and found family, but it also contains a stressed af unicorn participating in a show, and like? Yes? Thank you, and more please?

32051720. sy475

The perfect description of Wicked Like a Wildfire by Lana Popovic is decadent. The inside perfectly matches the outside. There are more descriptions of food & clothes & useless magic than you’ve ever needed in your life, and I was both starving and felt like I was floating the entire time I read this duology. One of the MCs has magic that just involves making flowers look super pretty. Like, none of the magic has any purpose. It’s all about being beautiful. It’s ridiculous, and I love it.

23299513

The Shadow Queen by CJ Redwine is not necessarily mindless, but it also doesn’t require a whole ton of brain power. The whole series is full of fairytale retellings, and while there are really excellent twists in each one, they’re also pretty predictable, so I’m really only shocked that the seven dwarves are dragons, not that anything major is happening. They’re excellent books, though, and ones that I preorder religiously.

32768522

Carry On by Rainbow Rowell is was literally birthed out of fake fanfiction, and if that isn’t the most obvious form of a guilty pleasure, well?? I dunno what to tell you, but this series is fan service at its finest, and I am here for it. It’s so ridiculous that I’ve never once felt stressed or concerned or anything even mildly above super content, and we all need that kind of book in our lives.

37825423. sy475

Amber & Dusk by Lyra Selene is probably the least mindless out of all of these, but it’s also full of the most cliches & is probably the most predictable book I’ve ever read. It leans hard into those cliches in a way that celebrates them, and I love that so much, but it also doesn’t require a lot of thinking. This is just super enjoyable, and not much else, but did I gobble down the sequel as soon as I had my hands on it? You betcha!

What are some of your favorite guilty pleasure books?

Posted by

Mary RYT 200 Tibetan Buddhism Gryffindor Part-time witch, full-time novelist. Lover of words, planets, dragons, and mountains.

13 thoughts on “TTT: Genre Freebie

  1. I have been indulging harddddd in escapism reads. I have my own problematic word for books that I think of as guilty pleasures, which is “trash novels.” Not because they’re bad, or because I think they’re garbage, but because they read like the author just chucked everything they could think of into the story all together. Maybe a better phrase would be “everything but the kitchen sink novels,” but that’s too long haha.

    Anyway, my quarantine reads have been pretty split between that kind of read and really dark, engrossing reads, but I am absolutely devouring everything I put my hands on because the real world is extra terrifying right now. I’m sorry to hear that you’re scared and that things with your job are up in the air. In case you’re not hearing it enough: you are allowed to feel those feelings! Times are crazy right now! Indulge in whatever fun reading and writing is getting you through. We’ll make it to the other side of this. ❤

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Hahaha, I LOVE trash novels! Whenever I see it start happening, I’m always like YES MORE! ALL THE THINGS!

      Oh yeah, I’ve just been consuming books, too. It’s the only way to feel a little sane. And thank you for saying that. I’m hearing the exact opposite at home, so it’s really helpful to hear it somewhere. And the same to you! Whatever you’re feeling, it’s valid, and I support you! 💕 I hope everything is going okay with you. Thank goodness for words!

      Liked by 1 person

  2. *HUGS* I hope things go okay with your work. I know we’re uncertain right now too, I work for a very small business (1 company owner and 4 employees). Most of us are working from home except our warehouse guy (we’re an ecommerce). But business has been so slow since all of this started we are really worrying we’re going to get laid off or that the business might shutter, so I feel ya. Hang in there! Hopefully if something does happen it will just be a temporary thing until all this is over.

    Now, for books. I have only read/heard of a few of these. I’ll admit that Zenith and Wicked Like a Wildfire both look extremely appealing to me. Will have to note them down for when I get through my book buying ban. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Same! There are a lot of us overseas, but our US office is only 11 employees total, and there’s been some chatter about different things, so I’m very nervous. Sending you lots of hugs, too! ❤ I'm hopeful that everything will work out in the end, but also so scared about everything in between. We'll make it through if we stick together.

      Definitely both excellent books! And ones I really just had to sit back and enjoy instead of thinking too much about, haha.

      Liked by 1 person

  3. Fun post! I get what you mean about not taking some books too seriously! (though I don’t think zenith sounds like my thing regardless- I did think the backlash and nit-pickiness about it seemed overly harsh) And I like the sound of thousandth floor!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Gosh, the backlash was just sooooooo over the top. Does it read like fanfiction? Yes, it’s over the top dramatic and full of purple writing and just ridiculous, but it’s also exactly the kind of thing people love in the fanfiction world, so I don’t get why it didn’t work in the reading community. It was great, though I’m also not rec’ing it to anyone, haha.

      Liked by 1 person

      1. I really agree! It almost made me want to read it, just to give the authors some love (but tbh, it wasn’t on my radar before and I knew it wouldn’t be my thing… and I felt like part of the problem was that a lot of people knew that and read it anyway). Yeah absolutely! I think one of the criticisms I saw a lot of was how the world building was bad because they said things like “god” (I think? something like that) when this was a whole other universe and I just thought “have you read any fantasy/sci fi books, ever?!” Sure, it’s cool if someone creates a whole other world, where people don’t use the same expressions we do, but it’s also fine not to. It just seemed way too harsh to me.

        Liked by 1 person

      2. 100% Not everyone is going to come up with this crazy lore for the religion in their world. Honestly, most people just ignore it altogether, so I was kind of down for the acknowledgement that it was a thing, even if it wasn’t designed specifically for that world. And so what if they leaned on Earth myths. Everything is just a fanfiction of something else, and all fantasy/scifi books with a pantheon of gods is just leaning on Norse & Pagan mythology or what-have-you, so yeah. The backlash was totally unwarranted.

        Liked by 1 person

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s